NOT funny
I live in a Florida swamp for a number of reasons. Snow is not one of those reasons.
Early this morning, a dusting of snow and other frozen crud hit my swamp. I would like to call this to the attention of Homeland Security and the defense establishment because surely it’s the hostile act of some foreign power. It could not be a purely natural occurrence. Some evil, extra-territorial scientific genius must be behind the whole thing.
Below is a photo of the front of my truck, taken this morning. That is snow. SNOW, Gen. Schwartz, and as an American taxpayer I expect you and your Air Force boyz to solve this problem immediately. Russians? Space aliens? Norwegians? I don’t care who’s behind this - I want you to find them and .. deal.. with them.
Winter can be over now. Is it June yet?
Snow on my truck. In Florida. Damn.
